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Michael Gayfer

Collingwood

AFL career

142 games1 goals

Debut
R1 1986 v ESS29 Mar 1986
Most recent
R18 1993 v ESS30 July 1993

Stats

1993
COL
8
2.9
4.8
7.6
1.6
1.3
1.5
0.8
0.0
0.0
23
1992
COL
23
5.9
6.7
12.6
2.8
1.5
0.9
1.5
0.0
0.0
44
1991
COL
20
5.1
6.7
11.7
2.0
0.9
0.8
1.2
0.0
0.0
38
1990
COL
25
6.6
6.8
13.3
1.8
1.0
1.2
1.2
0.0
0.1
41
1989
COL
17
8.4
7.0
15.4
2.9
1.1
1.0
1.4
0.0
0.1
52
1988
COL
14
5.9
5.0
10.9
1.6
1.1
1.3
0.8
0.1
0.0
33
1987
COL
13
5.9
4.5
10.5
2.1
1.4
1.6
0.8
0.0
0.1
33
1986
COL
22
4.6
6.0
10.5
1.9
1.4
1.2
-
0.0
0.0
-
League
Season
ESS
MCG
R18
2
3
5
1
1
0
0
0
0.0
16
MEL
MCG
R11
7
5
12
2
0
0
0
1
0.0
41
NTH
VP
R10
1
4
5
0
0
3
0
0
0.0
2
FIT
PP
R9
4
5
9
1
1
1
0
2
0.0
31
HAW
VP
R8
1
3
4
1
2
2
1
1
0.0
13
ADE
VP
R7
1
6
7
4
0
2
0
1
0.0
25
GEE
VP
R2
0
2
2
0
0
0
0
0
0.0
4
FSC
MCG
R1
7
10
17
4
6
4
0
1
0.0
51

Profile

Born
17 Aug 1965 (age 61y 65d)
Height
186 cm
Weight
90 kg

Teams

Honours

  • Premiership1990

Family

Hailing from Rutherglen, Michael Gayfer took a circuitous route to VFL level, originally playing in an Under-19s premiership with North Melbourne before being delisted and moving to VFA club Caulfield. Collingwood eventually recruited him in 1986, where he quickly established himself not through flashy skills, but through elite fitness and unwavering discipline. Gayfer evolved into the quintessential defensive stopper, capable of playing on both tall and small forwards. His close-checking style earned him the nickname "the human blanket," and he was regularly tasked with tagging the opposition's most dangerous players out of the game.

Gayfer’s defensive reliability was a critical component of Collingwood’s drought-breaking 1990 premiership side. In the Grand Final against Essendon, he famously nullified veteran Tim Watson, playing a pivotal role in the Magpies' historic victory. A cult figure among fans—who often cited the mantra "no one is safer than Micky Gayfer"—he managed just one goal in his 142-game career, a testament to his strictly defensive mindset. He remained a regular fixture in the senior lineup until injury struggles in 1993 led to his delisting during the 1994 pre-season.